About this site

Greetings, traveler!

I know not what sticky links may have brought you hither to this site, or what you came here seeking, but consider yourself a welcome guest. Various incarnations of this site have existed since October 1995, then on zelacom.com, the first ISP to offer local dial-up service in Sullivan County, New York. A few years later, zelacom's internet service business was bought out by Margaretville Phone Co. as catskill.net. As our site grew, for various reasons certain files were moved to other servers. Nonprofit groups formerly hosted on these pages have been relocated to this page. "The First Unofficial Home Page of the Village of Monticello" made its debut on this site in 1996; readers are now referred to the official site of our fair municipality (which I maintain for the Village). You might also try looking here, or at sju, depending on what you want -- both of which I also maintain and/or update as needed. At the present time, most of our web files are situated on space provided by freeservers.com site, in exchange for which advertising banners presently appear above our material. We have nothing to do with these banners, and do not necessarily endorse the precious products they advertise. Their presence is merely the price of "free" webspace. (What's that old saw about a free lunch?) If anyone out there would like to offer us free webspace without banners, we'd love to hear from you!

Some search engines still contain urls for articles published in The River Reporter referencing a former archive of my news articles on the zelacom site, which could have landed you on this spot. Those files may now be found linked to my archive page there, on a site which I created for the newspaper has since become quite large. I'd recommend choosing one of the links on this page to continue your search.

Genealogists will want to start here. If you want material on counseling, psychology, human services, or education, go here. Religion and spirituality links are in the process of being revised and updated. You could try checking here. For anything of a Masonic nature which was located on our former site, check here. If you still can't find what you want, try one of these links or one of these websites.

In any event, please note the following disclaimer. Any opinions expressed on these web pages are my own, or those of the writer, and not necessarily of my employer. (Though they could be.) Clear enough?

Thanks for visiting. Enjoy your stay.

-TSR

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